Umdlalo wokulingisa wentsha: amamemu, imidanso nezinhlelo ze-TV
Umdlalo wokulingisa wentsha uba mnandi kakhulu uma amakhadi evela empilweni yabasha: amamemu afana no-Facepalm, Side Eye no-Slow Clap, imidanso edumile efana noShaku Shaku ne-Indlamu, izinhlelo ze-TV zaseMzansi ezifana no-Uzalo no-DiepCity, namagemu afana no-Super Mario no-Roblox. Dlalani ngamaqembu amancane, imizuliswano esheshayo yemizuzwana engu-60, nomzuliswano wemidanso ekugcineni.
Kungani umdlalo wokulingisa wentsha uthandwa kangaka?
Abasha abaningi bacabanga ukuthi umdlalo wokulingisa ungowabantu abadala ngoKhisimusi. Kodwa uma amakhadi ekhethwe kahle, intsha iyawuthanda kakhulu, ngoba:
- Kufana nokwenza ividiyo emfushane. Ukulingisa imemu noma umdanso kufana nalokho abasha abakwenzayo njalo kuma-social media.
- Kunomncintiswano. Iqembu ngalinye lifuna ukuwina, futhi abangani bayaphikisana ngamaphuzu.
- Wonke umuntu uyasukuma. Akekho ohlala ebuka ucingo lwakhe.
- Kuyahlekisa. Ukubona umngane wakho elingisa i-T-Rex noma edansa umdanso wenkukhu kungumzuzu ongeke ukhohlwe.
Kulolu hlu, siqoqe izigaba ezisebenza kahle entsheni esebenzisa isiZulu, ngaphandle kwezinkulumo ezishintsha masonto onke. Amamemu, imidanso, izinhlelo ze-TV namagemu kuhlala kwaziwa isikhathi eside, ngakho akekho ozizwa eshiywe ngaphandle ngoba engakaboni into entsha yayizolo.
Amamemu okulingisa
Iqoqo elithi Amamemu linamamemu angalingiswa ngobuso nangomzimba. Amaningi awadingi amagama nhlobo, ngakho alungele umdlalo wokungakhulumi. Lawa avela kulo:
| Imemu | Indlela yokuyilingisa |
|---|---|
| Facepalm | Shaya isiphongo ngesandla, uvale amehlo, unikine ikhanda kancane |
| Side Eye | Phendula ikhanda kancane, ubheke umuntu ngehlo elilodwa ngokungakholwa |
| Eye Roll | Phendula amehlo phezulu, ubuye uphefumule kakhulu |
| Slow Clap | Shaya izandla kancane kakhulu, ubuso bungakholwa lutho |
| Selfie | Phakamisa ucingo, wenze ubuso obuhlukene obuhlanu ngokushesha |
| Distracted Boyfriend | Abantu abathathu: omunye uphenduka abheke omunye, owesithathu ushaqekile |
| Salt Bae | Fafaza usawoti ngendlela ekhethekile, ingalo iphakeme, igobile |
| Floor Is Lava | Gxuma esihlalweni uye kwesinye, ungathinti phansi |
| The Dab | Faka ubuso endololwaneni, enye ingalo yelulekile |
| Finger Guns | Khomba ngeminwe emibili, ucwayize |
| Harlem Shake | Umuntu oyedwa udansa yedwa, bese wonke umuntu eqala ukudansa ngokuxaka |
Imidanso edumile
Imidanso ilungele intsha ngoba iyaziwa futhi iyahlekisa uma ilingiswa ngamandla. Lawa avela eqoqweni elithi Imidanso:
- UShaku Shaku: gobisa izingalo, unyakazise amahlombe ngesigqi, uhambe kancane.
- Indlamu: phakamisa unyawo phezulu kakhulu, ushaye phansi ngamandla.
- Umdanso wenkukhu: shaya izingalo njengamaphiko, unyakazise izinqe.
- Umdanso wetrolley: yenza sengathi uqhuba itrolley esitolo, uthathe izinto emashalofini.
- URobhothi: nyakaza ngamajoyinti aqinile, ujike ikhanda ngokuphazima kweso.
- Umdanso weThriller: izingalo zibheke eceleni, unyakazise ikhanda njengesidumbu esivukayo.
- IBreakdance: jikeleza phansi ngezandla, wenze isimo esiqinile ekugcineni.
- Umdanso womugqa: wonke umuntu ume emgqeni, enze izinyathelo ezifanayo.
Imidanso yasekhaya engekho kulolu hlu, njengezinyathelo ze-amapiano noma umdanso we-Jerusalema, nayo iyimibono emihle ongayibhala ephepheni, ngoba intsha iyayazi kahle. Isu: umdanso udinga ukuthi uqale ngesinyathelo esaziwa kakhulu, hhayi ngesinyathelo esincane esenziwa phakathi. Uma iqembu lingaqageli, phinda isinyathelo esikhulu ngamandla amakhulu kunangaphambili, bese ubheka abaqageli ngokuzethemba.
Izinhlelo ze-TV zaseMzansi nezomhlaba
Izinhlelo ze-TV zisebenza kahle kakhulu ngoba intsha nabazali bayazibuka ndawonye. Qala njalo ngophawu lwe-TV, bese ulingisa isimo esaziwa kakhulu sohlelo, hhayi umlingiswa oyedwa ongaziwa yibo bonke. Lawa avela eqoqweni elithi Izinhlelo Ze-TV:
| Uhlelo | Isu lokulingisa |
|---|---|
| Uzalo | Uphawu lwe-TV, bese ulingisa umndeni omkhulu oxabana ngesonto nemali |
| The Queen | Uphawu lwe-TV, bese uhamba ngokuziqhenya ubeke umqhele ekhanda, ukhombe abantu ngomunwe ubanika imiyalo |
| DiepCity | Uphawu lwe-TV, bese uhamba emgwaqweni wedolobha ubheke emuva |
| Survivor South Africa | Hlala esiqhingini, ubase umlilo, uvote ngephepha |
| Our Perfect Wedding | Lingisa umakoti nomkhwenyana, bese uphakamisa imakrofoni |
| S’gudi S’naysi | Uphawu lwe-TV namagama amabili, bese uphakamisa isithupha ukusho “kuhle”, bese ujabula ukusho “kumnandi” |
| Emzini Wezinsizwa | Lingisa amadoda amaningi ahlala ehostela, eshintshana nesitofu esisodwa |
| The Mandalorian | Hamba ngesigqoko sensimbi, uphethe ingane encane eluhlaza |
Amagemu
Iqoqo elithi Amagemu linamagemu intsha ewaziyo:
- Super Mario: gxuma ushaya ibhokisi phezulu ngenqindi, ugijime phambili.
- Pokemon: phonsa ibhola elincane, ulinde, bese ujabula uma ubambile.
- Roblox: hamba ngezinyawo eziqinile njengomuntu wamabhuloki.
- God of War: phatha imbazo enkulu, uyiphonse, uyibize ibuye.
- Elden Ring: hamba ngokwesaba ubambe inkemba, bese uwa kaningi.
- Stardew Valley: lima insimu, unisele izitshalo, wondle izinkukhu.
Amagemu adinga isu elihlukile: ungazami ukulandisa yonke indaba yegemu. Khetha isenzo esisodwa umdlali asenza njalo, njengokugxuma kukaMario noma ukuphonsa ibhola lika-Pokemon. Abadlali bamagemu bazoqagela masinyane, kanti abangawadlali bazofunda okusha. Amanye amaqembu entsha angathanda ukwengeza amagemu amaningi, kodwa gcinani okungenani amakhadi amabili kwamahlanu angewona amagemu, ukuze nabangawadlali bathole ithuba.
Imibono yephathi yentsha
- Ama-sleepover: amaqembu amabili ancane, imizuliswano emithathu, bese kuphela ngomzuliswano wemidanso.
- Amaqembu entsha yesonto: sebenzisani umdlalo ophambene lapho iqembu lonke lilingisa, ukuze nalabo abanamahloni bangene ngaphandle kokwesaba.
- Izinkambu zesikole: amaqembu amaningi aqhudelana ebusuku eduze komlilo.
- Iphathi yokuzalwa: umuntu ozalwayo uqala futhi akhethe isigaba sokuqala.
- Intsha ibhekene nabazali: umzuliswano owodwa lapho abazali kufanele balingise amamemu, bese intsha ilingisa izinhlelo ze-TV zakudala. Kuyahlekisa kakhulu kubo bonke.
- Ukuqopha umzuliswano: uhlelo lwe-Act Up luvumela ukuqopha umzuliswano ocingweni, ngakho abangani bangabuka kabusha ukulingisa kwabo okuhlekisayo. Lumahhala ku-iPhone naku-Android, futhi ungaludawuniloda ekhasini ledawuniloda.
Imithetho efanele intsha
- Imizuzwana engu-60 ngethuba ngalinye, ngoba intsha ithanda umdlalo osheshayo onomfutho omkhulu kusukela ekuqaleni.
- Akukho kubheka izingcingo ngesikhathi sethuba lomunye, ngaphandle kocingo olunamakhadi.
- Bonke bayadlala, ngisho nalabo abathi “ngiyabuka nje”, ngoba nabo banethuba lokuhlekisa.
- Amakhadi ahlanzekile: amamemu nezinhlelo kufanele zifanele wonke umuntu ekamelweni, kuhlanganise nezingane ezincane.
- Akukho kuhleka umuntu: ukulingisa umngane kuyahlekisa, kodwa hhayi uma kumzwisa ubuhlungu phambi kwabanye.